1. throwtheknuckleball:

    The cameraman has a little trouble on the home run trot.

    (via omgerdfood)

     

  2. thereadysext:

    If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via fake-mermaid)

     
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  4. # a c t i n g

    (Source: chrisevansed, via baddwolfgirl)

     

  5. kafkai:

    dilated:

    I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

    And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

    (Source: dilated, via fake-mermaid)

     
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  7. whythefuckareyouromeo:

    OH MY GOD

    SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

    (Source: call-life-arlelt, via fake-mermaid)

     
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  9. lion:

    this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

    (via withoutthesoundofguns)

     
  10. surgeongenerals:

    i feel like this is really important

    (via withoutthesoundofguns)

     

  11. dearoldlove:

    When my phone didn’t ring, I knew it wasn’t you.

     

  12. digivolvin:

    my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

    (via itssimplymeeeee)

     
  13. setbabiesonfire:

    brand-n3w:

    dyingoutsideandin:

    mangaka-soldier:

    moffats-army:

    50 Shades of Grain

    Porn Flakes

    Special D

    Rice Frisky

    Captain munch

    Cheery Hoes

    (Source: thewhatever, via omgerdfood)

     
  14. disneyismyescape:

    kinell:

    Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

    i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

    (Source: disneysdaily, via omgerdfood)

     
  15. (Source: middayoil, via kreaystina)