1. foreveralone-lyguy:

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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    thanks

    (Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via sorry)

     

  2. iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

    (Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via fake-mermaid)

     
  3. h0odrich:

    angryafrican:

    she’s looking on the mirror and she damn well knows that white girl is behind her

    looks dead like Jovan and herspanic girl versions

    (Source: brrittaperry, via sorry)

     

  4. "Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

    little-sound:

    edrecoveryprobs:

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    I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

    (via itssimplymeeeee)

     

  5. thatguyprince:

    canadianslut:

    I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

    SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

    (via itssimplymeeeee)

     
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  7. ignwhore:

    *teacher hands you test*
    “sorry I’m not interested”

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  8. realhumanbaby:

    Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

    (via vere-cund)

     

  9. ambiants:

    ambiants:

    what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

    tequila mockingbird

    (via cuhlaiyuure)

     

  10. punkcub:

    you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

    the expression is “going straight to hell”

    wake up america

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  11. g2gfast:

    today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

    (Source: swellsea, via fake-mermaid)

     

  12. corsolareef:

    "begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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    im gonna fucking ACE this essay

    (via cuhlaiyuure)

     

  13. oate:

    you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

    (Source: oate, via sorry)

     

  14. toocutetohandel:

    A clean thief always makes a stainless steal.

    (via rollsoffthetongue)

     
  15. motley-crue:

    This will always be the best part of the movie.

    (via cuhlaiyuure)