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  2. quadguyin-china:

    salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

    liteskint:

    gigaguess:

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

     
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  4. promiscuous-petal:

    enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

    (via kamtastic)

     

  5. asammyg:

    How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

    (via ext3rmination)

     

  6. nevermorethoughts:

    How I view my Tumblr audience: image

    How it actually is: image

    (via ext3rmination)

     
  7. heyangelove:

    piertotum-locomottor:

    little-red-riding-cock:

    brispeak:

    Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

    These were all very entertaining :P

    I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

    at least my coworker is hot

    This is perfect.

    (Source: lohanofficial, via ext3rmination)

     

  8. cumaddict72:

    guccier:

    nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

    yes

    (via fake-mermaid)

     
  9. 710642:

    well? can he????

    (via repeat-tonight)

     

  10. "A lot of parents will do anything for their kids - except let them be themselves."
     
  11. andrope:

    I added subtle sass.

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

     
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  13. fourtrisly:

    the-canadian-government:

    whynotstyless:

    nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

    "wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

    "wow! who taught you how to make that?"

     image

    "wow! who taught you-"

    image

    why do you know so much about sex
    image

    why are you so calm about porn
    image

    Why do you know so much about murdering people
    image

    Why do you want to murder a lot of people

    image

    (Source: nappyheadet, via ext3rmination)

     
  14. le-cookbook:

    Maple bacon donut hot dog, actual food porn I guess…. [1520x2688]
    http://le-cookbook.tumblr.com

     
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